Welcome to the NEW “BIG EMPTY”.. You can enjoy all the exceptional humor from past days by hitting the link on the right side for “Big Empty” That will take you to the original site.
ENJOY..
Look for more to come at this site.
September 22, 2008
The new banner show a photograph taken by my staff (wife) from the front porch. I wanted to photograph one of them with my .30-.30, but I was afraid that my staff would report me to ‘Operation Game Thief’ and collect the $1,000.00 reward. Out here…reward is pronounced ‘reeeeward’.
October 31, 2009
The dyslexic ghost drifted through the neighborhoods……scaring people…shouting….OOB !!! OOOB!!! OOB !!!!
October 27, 2009
“I stuck my head between my legs and ran”
“I see through you like a book”
“He tried to sweep it under the table”
” I did a 360 and got out of there”
” I wouldn’t do that for all of the gold in China”
” I could smell the handwriting on the wall”
October 24, 2009
Fraser Colorado is the coldest spot in the lower 48 states. It’s average mean temperature is 32.4 degrees. It has a growing season of 4 to 7 days. I guess growing tomatoes is out of the question….outdoors anyway.
October 16, 2009
Today I bought a new Norelco electric shaver. The only significance in my life…… is that the shaver I am replacing …..I bought in 1974.
October 7, 2009
September 17, 2009
….40+ years ago it was not uncommon for some studehts to ride their hores to school . Especially those from nearby ranches. One kid rode from Craig Colorado to Fort Collins in the fall and rode the horse home at year’s end. That was 200 miles each way Then there were the kids that had never seen a dial telephone….or a television. It all seems like yesterday….but I guess it wasn’t.
September 4, 2009
………but a friend mentioned that even though Ted Kennedy is dead he can still vote ….in Chicago.
September 1, 2009
From what I understand it is most likely smoke from the California wild fires.
They are over 1,000 miles away.
